Hi people who clip their nails in public places,
I’m sitting on a train or waiting at a bus stop and then I hear it. “Clip” “Clip” “Clip”.
I think to myself, it can’t be. It just can’t! Then I look and IT BE. There you are cutting your nails in front of all of us.
My open question is simple: What the fuck is wrong with you people!!!?!?!!?!!!
Well news flash to you fuckers: THE STREET IS NOT YOUR PERSONAL BATHROOM!
Some of us are still trying to be normal here.
We cut our nails at home. Nobody wants to see or hear that shit. It’s nasty.
And what’s the big urgency with cutting your nails right now?
Last night before you went to bed they were too short to cut and tonight they’ll be to long?
You need to cut them on the train on your way to work or you will lose your job or some shit?!
You don’t have time to cut your nails?
You must be one busy motherfucker.
Sometimes I see you are not even catching the nasty nails you cut off! You just clip it and it falls wherever the fuck it falls. Now this makes you into a Grade A Asshole.
Your nails are not like orange peels. They won’t disintegrate into the ground and grow us a fucking flower.
They will just sit there until some poor sun of a bitch has to clean it up or it just get’s kicked around by all of us forever. But you don’t give a shit about that do you because you are an ass.
I hope one of those peices lands up in your food one day or the food of some other fucker who pulls this bullshit.
It’s people like you that make this world such a shitty place to live in sometimes.
So all I can say is “FUCK YOU!”. Have a meaningful day.
Sincerely,
The Lone Crusader
Enjoy it. Live it.
Is this guy full of shit or what?
That’s your weekend fun with TLC.
Now go do something productive or there is no purpose for you being on this planet. And Jesus will come and fuck you in the ass for wasting the precious life he gave you you peice of shit.
The Lone Crusader
