Hi people who clip their nails in public places,
I’m sitting on a train or waiting at a bus stop and then I hear it. “Clip” “Clip” “Clip”.
I think to myself, it can’t be. It just can’t! Then I look and IT BE. There you are cutting your nails in front of all of us.
My open question is simple: What the fuck is wrong with you people!!!?!?!!?!!!
Well news flash to you fuckers: THE STREET IS NOT YOUR PERSONAL BATHROOM!
Some of us are still trying to be normal here.
We cut our nails at home. Nobody wants to see or hear that shit. It’s nasty.
And what’s the big urgency with cutting your nails right now?
Last night before you went to bed they were too short to cut and tonight they’ll be to long?
You need to cut them on the train on your way to work or you will lose your job or some shit?!
You don’t have time to cut your nails?
You must be one busy motherfucker.
Sometimes I see you are not even catching the nasty nails you cut off! You just clip it and it falls wherever the fuck it falls. Now this makes you into a Grade A Asshole.
Your nails are not like orange peels. They won’t disintegrate into the ground and grow us a fucking flower.
They will just sit there until some poor sun of a bitch has to clean it up or it just get’s kicked around by all of us forever. But you don’t give a shit about that do you because you are an ass.
I hope one of those peices lands up in your food one day or the food of some other fucker who pulls this bullshit.
It’s people like you that make this world such a shitty place to live in sometimes.
So all I can say is “FUCK YOU!”. Have a meaningful day.
Sincerely,
The Lone Crusader
Oh my fucking god. Please do not tell me people do this in public. I’m so freaked out…I believe the technical term is “douche chills”. Why are people worried about two women having sex in their own bed, when freaks like this exist. You have my permission to use the island they were going to put the homos on and airdrop them on it instead.
Comment by thehostess — March 7, 2008 @ 6:06 pm |
haha
even pick your noise, just dont clip!
this is classic and great. just the other morning, I experienced this too!
no jokes! on the way to work at 8am this woman, waiting for the #2 train to arrive, was cutting her nails and letting the pieces just fall on the floor. the public domain has turned into her personal quarters. That and the smell of burning babies give me the chills, but of course, more the latter.
p.s. TLC, (or TBC)put my email address on any fuckin lists and i am going to cut your balls off. lastly, if need be, any cutting of the nails will solely be to remove your balls from the post i will let them hang to dry before i feed them to the bitch who was cutting her nails waiting for the #2 train.
assholes. read a magazine or book. for Dog sake
Comment by SR- The Real Messiah — April 10, 2008 @ 5:39 pm |
Just walking along 5 minutes ago and I saw this scumbag doing just that and this large chunk of fingernail just narrowly misses me! At first I thought the guy was fucking about with his mobile phone just like all the other sad losers that don’t know the difference between doing something in public or back home unless there of course they crank it up their ass cause they like hearing the ringtone come out of it. The fact is though that there’s nothing exceptional about this sort of behaviour: look closer and you’ll see all sorts of lowlifes treating the sidewalk like it’s their personal spittoon for example. Using mobile phones driving a car in the UK is illegal because it endangers other people but there are no end of the genuine crud you see using them anyway. My own conclusion is that the human race is chiefly made up of scum – that may seem strong but I genuinely stick by it. Makes you wonder what the hell you’re doing here with all that vileness around you, and don’t kid yourself – it ain’t ever pretty.
Comment by Richard Warwick — June 23, 2008 @ 4:38 pm |