this is pretty much what he would say:
Somebody get this guy on the ballot. He has my vote already. No shit. I think I want to marry this dude.
I think we should call him the Black Lone Crusader. I’ll be TLC and he’ll be BLC. Yeah. That sounds right.
It’s him, me, and G-d versus all of your fuckers! And we’ll win this shit.
Do you know why? Because you are Loons. Loons can’t win at anything.
The Lone Crusader
P.S. Watch the kid behind him at 58 seconds trying to hold it in. He knows it’s true.
You’re working too hard. I can tell. Nothing in April. Nada. Where’s the love…I mean hate. Don’t let those assh*les win. There sitting in their doublewides sippin’ who knows what. Watching whatever crap on the TV. Give them something to do, TLC. Make them feel needed.
Comment by thehostess — April 22, 2008 @ 1:38 pm |