this is pretty much what he would say:
Somebody get this guy on the ballot. He has my vote already. No shit. I think I want to marry this dude.
I think we should call him the Black Lone Crusader. I’ll be TLC and he’ll be BLC. Yeah. That sounds right.
It’s him, me, and G-d versus all of your fuckers! And we’ll win this shit.
Do you know why? Because you are Loons. Loons can’t win at anything.
The Lone Crusader
P.S. Watch the kid behind him at 58 seconds trying to hold it in. He knows it’s true.
